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Chapter 12 Page 11

by jess on April 14, 2015 at 11:45 pm
Chapter: Chapter 12: Somnambula
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Discussion (17) ¬

  1. Anonymous
    April 15, 2015, 12:20 am | # | Reply

    FUCK NO HOW DARE YOU

  2. Robin
    April 15, 2015, 12:24 am | # | Reply

    But look! Chainey’s in chains! You don’t put a corpse in chains if you don’t expect him to wake up!

  3. Anonymous
    April 15, 2015, 12:51 am | # | Reply

    Oh oh wait are they ACTUALLY in the room next to PJ
    Know it won’t happen but I’m having fun imaging PJ swooping in to save the day like Spider-Man. This is all very exciting thank you. I wonder wtf the wrinkly fleshbag is planning?? Because it feels like he is so sure it will work but we do not even know what he wants.

  4. mau5
    April 15, 2015, 2:56 am | # | Reply

    this entire chapter feels like it could fit effortlessly into a clickbait article title
    “How Bad Can One Wrinkly Old Dude Fuck This Up? The Results May Surprise You!”

    • G
      April 15, 2015, 3:58 am | # | Reply

      “They tried to provoke a crisis of conscience from a homicidal undead cannibal. You’ll never believe what happens next!”

  5. HURP A DERP DERP
    April 15, 2015, 3:18 am | # | Reply

    Meh, i never fuckin trusted las in the first place. That fucker just seemed up to no good from the start. like, i know he’s doing this shit because he thinks it’s probably best but i just never trusted his wrinkly ass.

    • HURP A DERP DERP
      April 15, 2015, 3:18 am | # | Reply

      *Laz

  6. Anonymous
    April 15, 2015, 8:16 am | # | Reply

    He left the angry and probably-not-dead zombies unattended in the room next to the guy they had been trying to rescue. Somebody give Laz a stupidity award. He’s earned it.

    • anonymous
      April 15, 2015, 5:59 pm | # | Reply

      i think this is more to rack up tension and show how close they are to each other without even realizing

  7. AnonyMOOSE
    April 20, 2015, 10:40 am | # | Reply

    OKay I hate Marianne, but look at panel 6. Look at it. That is my favorite Marianne face ever. I mean, hot dAMN

    *coughs*

    This bitch she’s ice cold
    Lazaro looks so old
    This one’s for them awares
    Them cannibalistic gay masterpieces
    Stylin’ while un-living it up in the city
    Noah thinks Sutton’s on the brink
    Gonna cut you up you’re so pretty

    She’s too hot
    HOT DAMN
    Call the police and an army man
    Too hot
    HOT DAMN
    Makes Lazaro wanna retire, man
    Too hot
    HOT DAMN
    You know exactly what I’m sayin’
    Too hot
    HOT DAMN
    She’s bad ’bout them morals, break it down

    Tranqs hit ya hallelujah (nooo)
    Tranqs hit ya hallelujah (nooo)
    Tranqs hit ya hallelujah (nooo)
    ‘Cause Marianne gonna give it to ya
    ‘Cause Marianne gonna give it to ya
    ‘Cause Marianne gonna give it to ya
    Saturday night, she’ll dissect you up
    DON’T BELIEVE ME JUST WATCH (come on)
    Don’t believe me just watch
    Don’t believe me just watch
    Don’t believe me just watch
    Don’t believe me just watch
    Don’t believe me just watch
    Hey, hey, hey, oh!

    Stop. Wait a minute
    Fill that syringe, put some serum in it
    Hire the bitch, sign her checks
    “Guard #3, get the stretch(er)”
    They’ve got Chainey, Davey, now all they need is Owen
    When they show up, they’ll be shown a cell
    After electrocution.

    She’s too hot
    HOT DAMN
    Call a SWAT team if you can
    Too hot
    HOT DAMN
    Makes Lazaro wanna retire, man
    Too hot
    HOT DAMN
    Such a bitch you know what I’m sayin’
    Too hot
    HOT DAMN
    She’s bad ’bout them morals, break it down

    Tranqs hit ya hallelujah (nooo)
    Tranqs hit ya hallelujah (nooo)
    Tranqs hit ya hallelujah (nooo)
    ‘Cause Marianne gonna give it to ya
    ‘Cause Marianne gonna give it to ya
    ‘Cause Marianne gonna give it to ya
    Saturday night, she’ll dissect you up
    DON’T BELIEVE ME JUST WATCH (come on)
    Don’t believe me just watch
    Don’t believe me just watch
    Don’t believe me just watch
    Don’t believe me just watch
    Don’t believe me just watch
    Hey, hey, hey, oh!

    Before we leave, Imma tell y’all a lil somethin’
    Marianne fucks you up, Marianne fucks you up
    Marianne fucks you up, Marianne fucks you up
    I said Marianne fucks you up, Marianne fucks you up
    Marianne fucks you up, Marianne fucks you up

    The plan, it’s bogus
    Not long before he blows it
    And Marianne she knows it
    But she did tell him to do something
    Well on Saturday night she’ll dissect you up
    Don’t believe me just watch
    Don’t believe me just watch
    Don’t believe me just watch
    Don’t believe me just watch
    Don’t believe me just watch
    Don’t believe me just watch
    Hey, hey, hey, oh!

    Marianne fucks you up, Marianne fucks you up (say whaa)
    Marianne fucks you up, Marianne fucks you up
    Marianne fucks you up, Marianne fucks you up (say whaa)
    Marianne fucks you up, Marianne fucks you up
    Marianne fucks you up, Marianne fucks you up (say whaa)
    Marianne fucks you up, Marianne fucks you up
    Marianne fucks you up, Marianne fucks you up (say whaa)
    Marianne fucks you up

    • AnonyMOOSE
      April 20, 2015, 10:46 am | # | Reply

      (CRUD pretend I typed out two “this plan, it’s bogus, not long before he blows it, and Marianne she knows it, but she did tell him to do something” crud I thought it was done I hecked up)

    • Taz
      April 24, 2015, 2:32 pm | # | Reply

      I think this just might be my new favorite thing, wow.

    • Ayyyyeeee lmao ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°
      April 26, 2015, 11:02 am | # | Reply

      I honestly think I love you

    • omfg
      April 28, 2015, 9:37 am | # | Reply

      This is so beautiful, omg, lol

  8. WTF
    April 25, 2015, 10:21 am | # | Reply

    Hope Laz’s daughter gets killed that fucking asssshat.><. My happiness guickly turned to anger.

  9. Pen
    April 25, 2015, 4:31 pm | # | Reply

    This page is best read while listening to Regina Spektor’s “Sailor Song.”

    Especially the part that goes “Marianne’s a bitch” repeatedly

  10. CandyAxe
    May 24, 2015, 8:08 am | # | Reply

    FUCK LITERALLY FIVE FEET AWAY AND YET SO GODDAMN FAR

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