what no pls parker
Processing… processing… processing… There goes EVERY FUCKING SHRED OF SYMPATHY I HAD FOR YOU LAZARO! OWEN, YOU BETTER TURN YOURSELF IN-No, wait. Better Idea: Davey, go rescue your brother!
huh, if Owen goes to save him, he’s dead-er meat.
THIS IS WORSE THAN I EXPECTED
I’M CRYINGGGG AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH. I SO COMPLETELY HATE LAZARO. OH MY GOD
Welp, Lazaro had gone completely off his rocker. @_@
And did they just tossed Noah into the prison so he wouldn’t squeal about the lies Lazaro told to the public? :/
incredible that that garbage can is able to speak, and with such a sturdy grasp on the english language. science is incredible
OH GOD NO PARKER SGFDG
Man Lazaro is a clever man. I think this was probably the most intelligent thing he’s done in a while ahahah dang. I can’t wait to see how this pans out I’m so excited
Lazaro is a smart little scumbag
NOOOO! Not Noah, too! Poor bby PJ!
Here I thought he’d die with something akin to dignity. There is two flaws in his plan. Center panel is Owen presumably having committed another murder, while Parker is in custody. After that little city wide announcement what’s left that poor soul is gonna be on display and signed (and not just a little “o” this time). Then again maybe he just doesn’t care & wants to lure Owen out. Either way he’s DONE he’s burned bridges with everyone who’s ever cared for either brother. Not to mention he”ll lose a lot of peoples faith even before it gets out he’s lying for suddenly being such a blatant pants-on-head crazy despot out of the blue. Sentencing a random child to death without due process or anything for murders anyone with a brain would know it was physically impossible to commit is gonna have the feds and media on him immediately.
End result: They find his daughter, he likely dies of stress, he’s removed. The only question is how long and in what order.
Parker will need therapy for the rest of his life and Owens still at large.
I’m sorry “physically impossible for him to commit”. Slight typo.
Seriously who’d believe the 90 lb. stick boy ripped a bunch of people to literal sherds?!
Who enlarged the wet paper towel?
AND WHO TAUGHT IT HOW TO TALK?!
Seriously, who brought this miserable combination of a dirty microwave and a used tissue into existence?
MICAH AND BAS. JUsT! AUGH!
They are going to have one hell of a time after this. PJ’s rep is ruined.
On the very slightly brighter side, nobody will ever bully him again.
Depending on how well he’s cleared it might only be a little ruined. However, if they find out the ALL the Awares are protective of him and/or he shot Owen he’s probably never getting picked on again anyway.
YOU ACTUAL LITERAL PIECE OF SHIT THAT GREW LEGS
LIKE NO THIS IS NOT OKAY YOU CANT JUST ANNOUNCE THAT AN INNOCENT LITTLE BABY IS A MASS MURDERER EVEN IF IT IS PART OF SOME HUGE PLAN LAZARO YOU ASS
LAZARO YOU COMPLETE SHIT FACE IDIOT WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT NOW YOURE GONNA HAVE A VERY PISSED OFF BIG-BRO-MODE DAVEY ON YOUR ASS AS WELL AS MAYBE AN OWEN COMING TO PROTECT HIS FRIEND AND MAYBE BASTION BF TO THE RESCUE BUT IDK MAN LAZ YOURE AN IDIOT
Well, the trap is set. Now to see if he takes the bait.
what the fuck…
okay that really shocked me
props to you Jess. I never fucking would have seen that coming holy shit
realtalk though FUCK LAZARO
oh yay! colours!
no but guys as much as an asshole Lazaro is, this is really a good plan! he wants to lure Owen in so he’s putting Parker in danger right? and then Owen will come and either turn himself in or save Parker. and if Owen doesn’t come it’s not like Lazaro is going to actually kill Parker, right? he’ll just make another anouncement saying they got the wrong guy and they won’t kill him
I doubt many people think Parker’s gonna die, but I don’t think that’s got anything to do with faith in his moral character.
Owen, go save Parker!!!!
Make Powen canon, while you’re at it!
Either way, someone is going to die/redie. I feel it in me bones. :C
I KNEW IT OMFG WE ALL KNEW IT WHAT A BAG OF CHATTERING DICKS
also dude 10 pm what you cant give the others a full day or two what if theyre sleeping in and miss the announcement
NOAH IN THE BG LIKE WHAT LAZ NO so nice to see his morals rise up
I KNEW LAZARO WASN’T A FUCKING GUY TO TRUST. HE RUINED THE SHIP HE RUINED PJS FRIENDSHIP HE RUINED FREAKING EVERYTHING! WHY?!!? I HATE THAT FREAKING BITCH! PEOPLE! GATHER UP WITH YOUR FORKS, KNIVES, SPOONS AND TORCHES! WE’RE GONNA CUT HIM UP LIKE THE PIRKCHOP THAT HE IS!!!
LAZARO WHAT. THE FUCK.
FUCK YOU. YOU PROBABLY MESSED UP POOR PEEJ’S BUDDING ROMANCE.
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